Funny, and just plain wrong, English translations continue to plague East Asian (and many other) countries.  Here are a few from my travels around China–

This is a common poster in bars and restaurants in Shanghai.

Don’t feed on monkeys, they don’t taste very good

Make sure your urinating is civilized

Dear Old Tourists, we’re not PC but at least you’re free

Don’t prostitute oneself, wench!

More Chinglish from around China. This may not be the funniest collection you’ll ever see but some of these are from pretty high-profile places: the Great Wall, Grand Hyatt-Shanghai, the Three Gorges Dam…